Wednesday, 15 June 2011

I Got Nothin'

Fuck.

I seriously can't think of anything important or interesting I want to tell you today.

I don't even know who you are.

So this is a list of irrelevant, insignificant things I don't think you want to know. Take your own life lessons away from this.


1.) If the Earth and Cue ball were the same size, you would find more and greater differences in elevation in the Cue ball.

2.) An infinite number of monkeys at an infinite number of keyboards would never type the complete works of Shakespeare, that's just ridiculous, and probabilities don't work that way.

3.) Although Mamma Mia! is thought of as the ABBA musical, the book was not written by them, and all the music was taken from previous albums. The band had nothing to do with it's actual creation. The members of ABBA did write a musical with Tim Rice. It was called Chess, and it was terrible - see song: One Night in Bangkok.

4.) Irritable Bowel Syndrome is the least erotic title I have ever seen on a porn DVD.

5.) Xenosaga was not a good game. It's time to let it go.

6.) I love Thai food. It's quite possibly my favorite.

7.) I never wanted to be a writer. Sitting at a keyboard typing rubbish on a regular basis for the rest of my life. I didn't want to be a regular blogger on the L.O.L.W.H.A.T.

I wanted to be. . .


A LUMBERJACK!

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